February 2012
100 posts
2dai
geevroom:
has been strange.
but i got offered a job with the food network as well as at the oprah channel. where’s liz lemmon when you wanna hug her, huh??
FOOD NETWORK.
also congrats, girl!!!!
Is it inappropriate to ask someone near you in a coffee shop to stop chewing their gum so loud? Because this Amherst bitch is smacking so fucking loud that I swear to god she must be part Heifer and no matter how loud I turn up my headphones I CAN STILL HEAR IT. She has a book open but she has literally been texting for the past half an hour.
“(In talking about slide rules during neurobiology lab)
“…and I...”
– -S. Barry
Science professors are awkward and wonderful
“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if...”
– JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law (via loveyourchaos)
I got hot sweats reading this.
(via playingthecards)
this literally makes my blood boil
mohoprofquotes:
“Well, since you’re a big bag of salt water. No offense, but you are.” -SB, Neurobio lab, answering a question about electroconductivity in the body
ladies and gentlemen, my academic advisor.
Ohheyyy Penn State
mohoprofquotes:
“Plants are blatantly sexy. Flowers, fruit… it’s all about using animals for their own reproductive gains. It’s all about plant sex.” -A. F. Biology
She once told me to only use my plant bio textbook if I wanted to “look at some sexy pictures”
“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“Mike Huckabee joined the fight against President Obama’s mandate saying, ‘We’re...”
– Amy Poehler, queen forever (via ohmymadeline)
Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Speaking of which, Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live last night to reunite with former Weekend Update co-host Seth Meyers for a special birth-control segment of “Really?!?” which delved into all the wacky, anachronistic mishegas the Republicans were up to this week.
On the one hand, I hope Amy returns to Weekend Update more often. On...
jietingx:
You know you’re a women’s college student when you can’t listen to Christmas music without doing a feminist analysis on them. I can no longer enjoy “Baby It’s Cold Outside.”
The answer is no..
Ooh baby, it’s cold outside
SHE ALREADY SAID NO. RESPECT HER ANSWER AND FIND A CAB TO TAKE HER BACK HOME OKAY.
#womenscollegeproblems
Lady Sabrina, drag ball 2k12
“I know y’all are a bunch of lesbians and homos, so you can’t get pregnant, but I wanna see you try”
